The cliff marks the end of a dirt road that winds down from above. Donnie Darko (sixteen) is asleep at the edge of the cliff. With his bike collapsed next to him, he is shivering, curled up on the foetal position. He slowly opens his eyes and looks around, disoriented by the morning light. He then stands up, looking down into the expansive rock. Transcript: This Is Not The End – Inspiring Speech On Depression. I want you to know that, no matter where you are in life. No matter how low you have sunk. No matter how bleak your situation. This is NOT THE END. This is not the end of your story. This is not the final chapter of your life. I know it may be hard right now. David Ayer (born January 18, 1968) is an American film director, producer, and screenwriter. He is best known for being the writer of Training Day (2001), and the director and writer of Harsh Times (2005), Street Kings (2008), End of Watch (2012), Sabotage (2014), Fury (2014), and Suicide Squad (2016). The script is full of intricate details and a few differences that didn’t make it on screen. In this article, we’re going to breakdown the Joker screenplay, through characters, quotes and references to classic cinema.
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Hey, Seth Rogen. What up, man?
Oh, hey, John!
Over here!
Welcome to Los Angeles
International Airport.
Attention, all passengers.
Do not leave your
baggage unattended.
All unattended baggage
is subject to search...
Yay!
We're so happy!
Look at this!
What's happening, man?
Good to see you, buddy.
How you doing?
I'm good, man.
Yes, you are.
How long
has it been, man?
Sometime in the last...
Inside of a year or something.
Yeah.
I have the best weekend
ever planned, man.
Lay it on me. Ooh!
I don't want to ruin it.
Seth Rogen!
Sh*t, here we go. Hey.
How's it going, man?
Yeah, good.
So, you, like, always play, like,
the same guy in every movie.
When are you gonna do some,
like, real acting, man?
Okay, thank you.
Give me something.
Give me, like, the laugh, man.
Give me
the Seth Rogen laugh.
Seth Rogen, everybody.
All right, I've landed. I'm here.
We've said our hellos.
Can we please go to
f***ing Carl's Jr.?
Oh.
I would... I would love to.
I'm on a...
I can't really eat
that stuffright now.
I'm on a, uh...
What?
I'm on this cleanse.
You're...
You're on a what?
I'm on a cleanse.
What?
It's good for you.
I didn't know... You're supposed
to take six shits a day.
That's not true.
It is true!
You're supposed to sh*t
twice a day. No.
That's not true.
That's what they used to think.
Now they know you're supposed
to sh*t six times a day.
So you're not drinking.
You're not smoking weed. You're not...
No, no, I'm drinking
and smoking weed. But...
I'm on a cleanse.
I'm not psychotic.
Look, man, if you stopped
eating gluten,
you'd feel way f***ing
better all day.
Whenever you feel shitty,
that's 'cause of gluten.
That's not true.
It is.
Who the f*** told you not
to eat gluten? It's just true.
You don't even know
what gluten is.
I know what f***ing gluten is.
No, you have no idea
what gluten is.
I do know what gluten is.
Gluten's a vague term.
It's something that's used to categorize
things that are bad, you know?
Calories, that's a gluten.
Fat, that's a gluten.
Somebody just told you you
probably shouldn't eat gluten,
you're like, 'Oh, I guess
I shouldn't eat gluten. '
Gluten means bad sh*t, man,
and I'm not eating it.
Mmm!
Mmm-hmm.
Oh!
God!
Each bite is better
than the previous bite.
It is.
Gluten!
Hey, this
looks beautiful.
Yeah. Do you like it?
I totallyredid it.
It's f***ing awesome.
It's all new.
Those are new.
God damn, son!
It's pretty nice, huh?
So this is how
the other half lives.
Come on.
Amazing.
Air hockey tables.
Jesus Murphy!
Right? Okay,
get ready, Jay.
What?
I have a little
surprise for you.
Okay.
Here's the best weekend
you ever had in your life. Oh!
Look at it, man.
Oh, my...
Are you serious?
It's all of your
favorite things.
Starburst and Airheads on a...
Yeah.
And it says 'Jay. '
In joints.
In joints.
It says 'Jay' in jays.
Seth Rogen, you are just
the best people.
Come on, I know you don't love it in LA,
so I figure I'll make it...
You know, I'll lube up
your entry a little bit.
It eases the transition.
Yeah, right?
This is the much-needed foreplay.
You know what else I got?
Yo, this...
A 3-D television.
No, you didn't...
I got a 3-D TV.
Are you serious?
Oh, my God.
I did it, man.
What?
Let's get into it.
Oh, my God, bud.
It's Gandalf the Grey's pipe.
Damn, no sh*t.
Hello, little hobbit.
Spark my ganja.
Yeah.
I'm a well-known
homosexual advocate.
# Backstreet's back,
all right
# Hey, hey, yeah, well
# Everybody
Rock your body
# Everybody
# Everybody
# Rock your body right
TASHA:
Thanks.
Have a good class.
Okay, someone has to address
this towel situation.
Because, like,
I labeled the beds...
specifically for certain towels.
Hi, Renee Bennett.
Oh.
Uh, Renee Bennett.
Is this not where I go?
No, this is where you go.
Just sign in here.
- Do you need shoes?
- Okay. Yes.
- Okay, what size?
- Eight.
- Eight?
- Seven.
- Seven. Okay.
- Nine and a half.
A nine and a half?
- Nine...
- Okay. Yeah.
Double-wide?
This Is The End Screenplay Pdf
Double what?
Double-wide.
Like the trailer?
- Um... Hmm...
- Double-wide. Just...
(LOUDLY) Do we have
a double-wide shoe?
It's just like a regular shoe,
but it's wider,
and then it's wider for that.
I guess for just wider feet.
You know what,
I think we have a male instructor
who used to be, like, a fireman.
Maybe he matches
your big foot?
I'm just going to take these.
These are perfect.
Okay. Have a good class.
So, your first time?
Mmm-hmm.
Me, too.
- Really?
- Yeah.
We all got to
start somewhere, right?
Yeah.
- All right, well, good luck.
- Yeah.
- See you in there.
- You too.
Sorry.
Sorry.
- (ALL EXCLAIMING)
- (GRUNTS)
Oh, sh*t, are you okay?
Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
Yeah.
No, seriously, are you okay?
'Cause that looks bad.
Yeah, no, I'm just going
to get some smaller shoes.
- Are you okay?
- Um... Yeah.
Hey, guys, this is Jen,
and today I wanted to share
another really cool
hair tutorial with you.
This look is a very punk rock
faux-hawk using ponytails.
I'm going to start at the top
and add a bump
to the top of my head.
Back comb with some hair spray
until you have
a lot of volume there.
Now I'm taking
another little section
a little bit wider.
Now tie this part back.
Now at the very end
of your ponytail,
I have this little bit
of hair at the end.
So I'm just going to give it
a lot of volume.
So, this is the final look.
I hope you guys
enjoyed this rock star,
kind of punk rock
mohawk faux-hawk.
If you did, don't forget
to give this video
a thumbs up
and subscribe to the channel
for more hair tutorials.
This is Jen, and I will
talk to you guys next time.
(SIGHS)
- Hi.
- Hi.
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Are you shopping for a gift?
Oh, no, just kind of
browsing for me.
Okay. Um...
So sizing is a little limited
here in the store,
but you could probably
find your size online.
Hey, hi.
(CRYING)
A guy ran by. It was weird.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- I'm trying.
- Just, like, ask.
Just get in there.
(KEYS JANGLING)
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
Mason?
Should we have
more, like, banter?
Nah, I'm good.
We should have fun in here.
We should come in and be,
like, excited to interact.
I had sex last night.
Uh... Oh, cool.
I was alone.
Forget it.
Did you get that email
from Corporate?
Complaints about
the Clafoutis lipstick?
The Clafoutis?
Customers are saying...
it's way more orange
than it looks online.
No. Okay, then tell me
this isn't
the exact same color.
Look at this.
Look.
I just write code.
Come on, Mason.
This is exactly
why they should just
let us run the website
from the 5th Avenue
headquarters.
Right?
God!
Why does Lily LeClaire,
like, hide us
in this weird
Chinatown basement?
I'm so sick of it.
Aren't you sick of this?
No.
I'm getting out of here.
I'm getting a coffee.
A real coffee. Not that crap.
Do you want anything?
- Bagutti.
- You mean a baguette?
- Yeah.
- You want a whole baguette?
Half.
Half a baguette.
That's not weird.
- Yeah?
- Yeah,
the highlighter does it.
Viv, you look gorgeous.
- Right?
- Yeah, you look really beautiful.
Ooh.
Wow. I mean, I do look pretty.
Just... I don't know